“Carpet beetles eat carpets”

Carpet beetles eat carpets
While it’s true carpet beetles do damage to carpets and other fabrics, the way the little 5-year-old girl told me this, she seemed to suggest that they eat them all at once!  She was also one of the cutest little human beings ever, which made this all the more precious and funny.
This is another in a series of my imagining the things kids think are true.
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Hores like carrots

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“WWII was about the Germans making everyone drink tea”

WWII was about the Germans making everyone drink tea
Heard during playtime from a 7-year-old.
More comics about drawing what kids think is true are here, here, and here.
Another Mister G Kids retro comic you might enjoy is here.

The word is the woman

The word is the woman


In fact it’s called “School Readiness Language Development Program (SRLDP),” but that’s just ridiculous

Technically its called School Readiness Language Development Program but those names work for me too


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